question with humour answer part 1

Basics
Name:  
Name
Age:  
Secret
Hair Color: 
Rainbow
Eye Color:
No eye see
Height:  
as tall as twin tower
Left or Right Handed:  
middel handed
Bisexual, Straight or Gay:
None cause i am monk
Where were you born:
At operation room (clever question!!!)
Where do you live now:  
My home
What day of the week were you born on:  
Everyday
What time of day were you born: 
Everytime
Any siblings?  
i got any
Family 
How many siblings do you have:  
Uncountable
How many brothers? Names: 
Uncountable: Jacky Wu, Jacky Chan, Brad Pitt, Mawi
How many sisters? Names:  
Unlimited : SHE
How many people are in your household:  
Full
Do you love your parents:  
God Knows
Do they love you:  
Who knows.
Do you love your siblings:
You knows
Do they love you:  
I know
Do you get along with your parents: 
How long
Do you get along with your siblings:  
So long
Are your parents divorced: 
Your parents divorced
If so, who do you live with:  
you choose
What are your parents names: 
Adam and Eve
How many cousins do you have?  
3.5 cousin
How many aunties?  
a quarter
How many uncles?
root of 2
Are there any drug problems in your family?  
No problem, i take dadah, heroin ,ectasy only
Are there any drinking problems in your family?
No i can drink water... You cant drink water? or any liquid?
Are there any smoking problems in your family?  
No .. my family just "eat smoke"(cantonese) only
Do you have regular family get togethers?
dont want too hot..cause too close hard to breath
Do you have family reunions?  
Already
Does your family get together for holidays?  
Everyday
What religion is your family?  
Catholic, Muslim, Hindu, Buddha, Christian and lot more..
Are you with a single parent?
My parent not single . Both status is married
Are you close to the rest of your family?  
I am very open
Do you speak to/get along with both sides of your family?  
i can speak
Love 
Are you single?  
i am double
If so, do you want a bf/gf?  
cannnot i am monk
If not, do you want to be single?  
i want to be triple
Do you love your bf/gf if you have one?  
You love
Do you want to be with them?  
You want
Do you love someone?  
Everyone
Do you have any crushes? 
i dont involve in accident yet
Do you believe in love at first sight?  
sight cannot love.
Do you believe in soul mates? 
I prefer human mates
Do you believe in love at all? 
i believe in you
Do you think that love is like war in some ways?  
Love is love, war is war. If love is war, then bush love osama
Do you like love songs? 
I love my gf ... songs didnt exist .. i cant date with songs
Do you think it's good to be in love?  
good and bad
This or That 
Pepsi or coke?  
water
Vanilla or chocolate?
Orange
Hugging or kissing? 
Touching
Cuddling or sex? 
Playing
Biting or spanking?
Eating
Slap or punch?
Anything
Coffee or Tea?  
nothing
Iced Tea or pop?
i thing(*think)
Brothers or sisters?
All
Mom or dad?  
All
Friends or love?
God
Music or t.v.?
Air Conditioner
Pussycat Dolls or Britney Spears?  
No Dolls
Girl Groups or Boy Bands?
Mixed Bands
Baby or Honey?
Sweety
Real name or nickname?
Fool name
Cousins or siblings?
Aunt
Aunts or uncles?  
Cousin
Emo or country? 
Borderless
Eminem or 50 Cent?
1 cent
Tupac or X-Zibit?
ABC
Marilyn Manson or Rob Zombie?  
Rob You
Ludacris or Kanye West?  
Kanye East
Girls or boys?
All
Babies or kids?
Adult
Mexico or Europe?
Singapore
Cash or Cheque?  
Give me both
Cars or trucks?
I want
Vans or SUVs? 
UFO
Surveys or Quizlets?
objective
Other/Forgotten 
What is your middle name?  
No name
What are you listening to right now?
Sound
What are you wearing right now?
Maybe
What book are you reading at the moment?  
How to read
Who are you talking to at the moment?  
With who
Favorites 
Color: 
Transparent
Car/Truck:  
truck car
Girl:
all
Guy:  
none
Band:  
A band
Rapper:  
i dont rape
Solo artist:
Solo
Pop singer:  
Pop
Country star:  
Star
Emo artist: 
Emo?
Thing to do:
every Thing
Do you believe in: Extra-terrestrials  
Intra-terrestrials
Love  
Hate
Wishing on stars  
No wishing star in sky
God  

Heaven  
My home
Hell  
Your home
Angels  
My friends
Satan  
Your friends
Life after death 
Your journey

Too much t.v.?
i got more more than 100 tv.
Too much internet?
i got one internet connection
Demons
Angel
Dragons 
Dragon Slayer
Elves  
Elves i cannot find in dictionary
Fairies  
Live with me
Orcs  
Live with you
Vampires
Sleep with you
Werewolves or Lycans
Waiting for you
Hobbits  
i dont have hobby
A higher power? 
I wish my laptop have higher power
Friends 
Who are your best friends? 
One only
Shyest?  
you
Loudest  
you
Calmest  
Me
Quietest  
you
Nerdy/Smart
Me
Teachers Pet 
you
Hyper 
you
Happy  
me
Depressed 
you
Last who talked to you on the phone?
God
Last who talked to you on the internet?  
Angel
Preppiest  
?
Goth
?
Which of them do you hate
!
Annoyingest
Who knows
Worst to trust secrets with  
maybe
Best to tell secrets to
Best
Stupidest  
Ar
Meanest
La
Nicest  
Me
Coolest
Me
Most popular  
Me
More of a loner
you
Who is your favorite of all of them?  
Me
Do you have more online friends? 
i have most online friends
Do you have more guy or girl friends?  
I have
Do they get along with the gf/bf if you have one?  
i know
Do you see yourself being friends with them when you are super old? 
Old man
Do you think all of your friendships will last?  
they want to shipping?
If not, which ones do you think will?  
?
If yes, why?
got money want to ship to other place
Do you put your friends first?
They are too big too put
Do you consider me a friend? *pouty/sad look*  
i reject this question